“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.” ― Johnny Carson
Here it is... welcome to the world of Tastefully Sarcastic. This is THE site where the reality is harsh, the comments are poignant, and the bullshit is pretty deep. BUT... if you revel in this Wear-a-helmet, Everyone-Gets-A-Trophy, Reality-Obsessed, Politically Correct malaise that so many do in this Nation… You might want to stop reading right now. This ain't Pinterest... and this damn sure ain't The Real Housewives of Anywhere. It's a different kind of reality.
“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.” ― Mel Brooks
I've worked for two decades in the news biz, but that does NOT make me the "Ken Doll" talking hairdo. That's because I'm a decade and counting into improv and comedy. Add to that actually enjoying reading, appreciating a good performances from anyone, and having a Bullshit detector that's nearly gone to plaid... and you just begin to scratch the surface of the person who brings Tastefully Sarcastic to Life.
“What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.” ― Richard Pryor
You may agree. You may disagree. You may give less-than-a-fuck about what I think. And, you know what? That's okay. But you're here now. And that's good enough for me. I just hope you want to stay Tasteful and come back for all things Sarcastic. So... follow the social media pages... and check back early and often for the latest blog. And, as Ron Burgundy always, Stay Classy. - MO